leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via highhnotes)

swordonyx:

im totally in love with hw’s architecture, tho a bit creeped out that it’s alive

zoe-of-the-veil:

marisatomay:

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

Assigned Chad at birth

(via wrredux)

a-soft-suicide:

tupacabra:

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

(via charlesoberonn)

egberts:

smorses54:

just-shower-thoughts:

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.

despairedhope:

schwerdistheword:

squalos-vois:

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

I mean
What’s the demon look like